Read my lips

Guardian Unlimited | The Guardian | Read my lips:

"The greatest lipstick name of all time, and therefore the greatest lipstick of all time (available since the 1950s, it remains Revlon's best-seller) is Cherries In The Snow. More flattering on me is the sheer brick-red Cherry, by Vincent Longo. But as flattering as it is, its name is not enough to keep me hooked. I mean, what kind of Cherry, Vincent? Give us a clue. Could you not have named it Marty Maraschino, the alias Marty in Grease gives herself as teen idol Vince Fontaine drops aspirin in her coke? Or Cherry Vanilla, the infamous 1970s super-groupie?"